Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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