? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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