Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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