i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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