Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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