i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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