We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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