I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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