why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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