The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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