I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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