somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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