i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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