So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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