some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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