I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Be still, my beating vagina.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
