I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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