dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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