I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Green mimosas i think yes
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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