He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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