I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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