You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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