What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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