Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
