my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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