I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Boobs speak an international language.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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