So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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