Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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