We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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