We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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