Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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