you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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