I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
