He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize