Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
