Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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