Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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