ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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