Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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