and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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