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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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