Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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