Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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