Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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