Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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