no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Randomize
