I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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