The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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