Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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