They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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