Me too!
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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