no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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