he puts the penis in happiness.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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