New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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