Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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