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what?
penguin condom
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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