if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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